Jessica Rabbit Gets “Politically Correct” Makeover By Liberal Disney

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(PresidentialWire.com)- You remember Jessica Rabbit, right? She’s the red-headed, scantily-dressed supermodel character who appeared in the 1988 cartoon movie “Who Framed Roger Rabbit.”

She’s probably one of the most popular and memorable characters in the whole movie, but apparently, she’s no longer appropriate and must be redesigned.

Disneyland, which has previously caved to pressure from far-left activists on its attractions and rides, has announced that Jessica Rabbit will be receiving a politically-correct makeover. She’ll be losing her famous red dress and her cleavage will be covered up with a giant trench coat and a fedora hat.

Seriously.

The entire Jessica Rabbit character is being totally redesigned to appear more “empowering” to women and girls. The new character, which will be covered head to toe in a long coat, will appear on the Roger Rabbit’s Car Toon Spin ride at the resort. And to ensure that the new costume makes sense, the ride’s backstory will be updated to make Jessica Rabbit a private investigator.

The ride was first opened in 1994 in the Mickey’s Toontown section of the legendary California theme park.

Along with the Jessica Rabbit theme park, the ride will be given a “more relevant” reboot with an entirely new plot.

“Jessica Rabbit has determined it is past time to throw her fedora into the ring by starting her own private investigation service,” a poster inside the new ride is expected to read.

You can see what the new character will look like here:

The world is going truly mad, isn’t it?

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